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Smile Time

posted 3 Jun 2020, 14:00 by Dave Boott
Submitted by Margaret Lyle

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.


Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your children. 

                                           Sam Levenson

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. 

                                            George Burns

Children:  You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.

Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and be quiet. 


A day without sunshine is like, you know, NIGHT!!!!

                                                 Steve Martin